lorna, surprisingly, is the speed eating champion of the family
oh my gosh can we have a million headcanons about people being faster than pietro at stuff? because that thought just CRACKS ME UP.
Wanda is the fastest driver in the family. She trusts luck to be on her side and drives SUICIDALLY. It’s all Pietro can do to hold on.
Magneto is the fastest at getting dates. He strolls into a bar, levels a sultry look at a lucky lad or lady, and boom. Done.
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY
THEIR REACTIONS ALONE
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
people that walk slow in the hallway should walk slow in the middle of traffic too
"this horror movie isn’t very good-"
This is the path the horror fan must walk, this is the path I have chosen.
The path of watching a lot of not very good movies.
Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.
how dare you come into my house and disrespect my stuffed animals,
The snow is sparkling like a million little suns.
SOMEONE BRING OUT THE B O N E F L U T E
she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully